No word on whether the Virgin Guards were included.
When it comes to
companies like Dartz, it can get to be a little difficult to tell the
fact from the fiction. For example, Dartz built all of the armored cars
which were used in the motorcade for General Admiral Aladeen in the
movie The Dictator. But Dartz doesn’t much care what you do to get the
$500,000-$750,000 for the Aladeen Edition cars, which are being sold off
one by one, and for all we know, they are going to actual dictators,
hard to imagine anyone else wanting them.
When we spoke to Leo, the owner of Dartz, about who
purchased the latest vehicle, he told us that they went through a broker
in order to remain anonymous, hence our wild speculation. But we do
know a couple of things, for instance, each of the Aladeen cars came
with the disclaimer “As was reported by General Admiral Aladeen office
of Propoganda - By purchasing one of these vehicles you are also legally
agreeing to have sex with Aladeen.” So there’s that. After all, it just
wouldn’t be a Dartz vehicle if it didn’t come with some kind of
insanity, apart from being covered in gold, of course.
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